Top secret genius hour files do NOT read. This means you!

  (sarcastic) This is a top secret file about the 100% evil Mrs. Kirr. If you denied the warning I gave you, you must desperately want to know the evil doings of Mrs.Kirr!(hushed voice) Yesterday for Genius hour she read The One and Only Ivan. (I suspect she's trying to get us to read! What an evil plot!) Then she forced us to read when we could have been doing something INTERESTING instead. Then, she interrogated us,and called it "conferences." Of course, it was obvious that she was trying to find out what we've read!(Of course that is what she wants us to think!) Now you have read of the evil doings of Mrs. Kirr, but beware! We will catch Mrs. Kirr in her evil plots one day, but until then, she will be watching us.